Sunday, September 16, 2007

Ramadan Activities!

Ramadan is back. This is the time when the gastric starts coming, the migraine attacks frequently or the sudden reappearance of last year's barah otak(taktik malas puasa). You cannot watch Mike's Apartment during the day, say "bitch" to Ahmad Fadhullah or even listen to britney's new single gimme gimme gimme gimme moooreeee because it will reduce your pahala puasa. So what can you do during ramadan? Don't worry my friends. Click Read More.

So, what can you do on this long boring sunday of ramadan? Firstly you could do what we all should do, beramal. Kamon guys kalau ditimbang amalan korang (dan aku) sekarang memang menempah tiket gold class ke neraka la. Dahla malas pegi terawih at least semayang lima waktu jgnla tinggal. Kalau nak lagi bagus anta resume kat Idwal Systems bulan ramadan ada buat tadarus. Alhamdulillah (this is what you should expect from bekas ketua surau uniten).

But hey, knowing that my friends are all lazybum like me, i have another activity that will never compromise your pahala puasa (bergurau takpe)....teka teki! Yay. Maka di sini aku selitkan koleksi teka-teki super aku yang bole korang tanya kat adik beradik mahupun nenek korang sementara menanti waktu berbuka puasa. Peace.

1. Dalam banyak2 burung, burung apakah yang paling baik?
Burung belatuk, sebab dia bela atuk dia haa haa kelakarnya aku

2. Dalam banyak2 syiling, syiling apakah yang gelap?
50 cent haa haa kelakarnya aku

3. Dalam banyak2 ayam, ayam apakah yang berwarna hijau?
Bayam, haa haa kelakarnya aku

4. Macamane nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan? (teka teki arel)
ikan betina ikan duyung, ikan jantan ikan Bakar haa haa kelakarnya arel

5. Dalam banyak2 kari, kari apakah yang tak bole dimakan?
Encik Hamzah bin Mohd Kari haa haa kelakarnya aku

ok kita jumpa lagi dalam segmen teka teki akan datang. aku sakit perut la



1 comments:

nur khadijah said...

habis pahala posa ku gelak byk2!

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