Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Uniten Alumni Homecoming 2007

I didn't know about this until Miss Dela called me and told me about it. Let's follow the conversation.

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Ijai: Thank you for calling HP Total Care. This is Faizal. May I have your name please?
Miss Dela: Hai Faizalllll. Ini Miss ni. I love your performance in the Clear advertisement.
Ijai: Eh no no that wasnt me that was Rain the popular Korean singer.
Miss Dela: Ohh really? I thought that was you. Nevermind then. U pegi alumni tak?
Ijai: Alumni tu apa? Sejenis makanan ringan ke?
Miss Dela: ..........(7 seconds moment of silence)
Ijai: Haa haa tak lucu ke? When is the alumni? Who's going? What should i wear? Why should i go? How much?
Miss Dela: Tidak. 1 December. You. Batik. Because you're handsome. 50 bucks.

Tutt tutt tutt tutt (perbualan tamat kerana syiling telah abes digunakan). Klik Read More ataupun tajuk untuk kisah2 dan gamba2 menarik dari Alumni.


So that was it. 1 December, i asked Ezu to fetch me at home but she sakit perut(tipu ni). I waited in front of MPH and i could see some familiar faces walked towards me. It was Miss Dela and her husband. Arghhh suma orang pakai batik and I was the only one yang bergaya dengan baju melayu. Miss Dela said that i was handsome (tak tipu ni). Of course she said that. Why would she lie? Then we registered ourselves and paid the entry fee limaploh hengget mahai aaa.

Yay then i met Eleanor Ezura, Nadiyana, Khairunnisa, Chua Shi Yun (don't be a silent reader ah yun, lei hou leng), Hamizah, Diyana bukan Puzi, Mr. Tj Iskandar and all the mak datin/hot milfs. The program started with speeches yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla wrap it up already Leo Moggie I'm hungry. The food was bad. Not worth paying 50 bucks. Well actually it wasn't THAT bad. Sebab aku tak dapat nak tambah nasik dan lauk je tadi hee hee. So i grabbed the desserts from the other table and baham it yum yum. We were entertained by Khadija (she was from Uniten??) Lokman Hakim (sumpah aku tak kenal) and Aris Ariwatan (uniten dropouts??). Yes babe Aris Ariwatan. Miss Dela you were right we should go for Anuar Zain or maybe his sister next year. But in all, it was entertaining. Except for those afro bitches who danced like they were high from sniffing their own armpit. Finally, lucky draws! Yayyy. The first number that they picked, 0109 ahhhh mine was 0108. I felt angry looking at those people bringing back the hampers to their seats. But hey, maybe i was destined to win the Naza motorcycle or the laptop. Yeah maybe. So i just waited, acted cool and bertawakal. Then, jeng jeng jeng they annouced, 0....1......0......8 whoossshhh I jumped out from my seat screaming ohh yeahhhhh. The emcee said "He was very happy...". Of course I was you dildo. So I went in front, grabbed my prize and seperti biasala kan riak terhadap rakan2 dan lecturer2 di belakang. But it was so small. I wonder what was in it. They asked me to open it so i did. ................................................................Nokia 2630. Peace. See you guys next year.

Kalau dah hensem pasti menang apa saja.



Bergambar bersama rakan2 dan lekcerer tercinta.


Dah menang hp baru pastila gadis2 datang mendekati.


Semakin ramai gadis datang aku semakin kaget diorang mau mencurik hp baru aku.





7 comments:

Idlan said...

ijai jonoh, tahukah engkau bahawa aku pun sebenarnya dijemput ke majlis itu? nasib baik aku di UK hahaha. by the way miss dela = faradela ke? aku rasa aku ada kenal leckcerer IT nama faradela zaman2 aku di uniten suatu masa dahulu

Mohamad Faizal said...

sudah pastila anda dijemput akak abe anda kan super senior uniten patblas tahun yang lalu. betulla tu nama dia fardela lihatla gambaq tgk betui ke x btw marilah kita pergi bersama next year bole aku menang hp lagi haa haa

yun said...

amboi..cepat nye dah blog pasal hp baru tu..anyway, kiteorg pun tumpang happy sebab at least sorang drp meja kiteorg tu dapat lucky draw :)

Mohamad Faizal said...

haa haa thanks chua shi yun. tp ada fon byk2 nak buat apa kan. nak beli x saya jual rm600 saje (free rm10 topup maxis). next year nak menang moto

yun said...

sy bukan pelanggan maxis yer lagipun hp baru tu x bernilai RM600 pun..paling tinggi pun RM300..pandainye double kan price :P

Idlan said...

ekskius me ijai aku masuk ikatan (bukan uniten lagi masa tu) doblas tahun lalu bukan patblas. sila jangan tambah umur aku. semalam aku talipon mak aku dia kata abe keluar dengan jamil. kau dah break dengan abe ke ijai? adakah dia dengan jamil sekarang?

Mohamad Faizal said...

ekskius me akak abe smalam abe kuar ngan jamil DAN aku kami threesome di restoran Yusry Kru di fasa 4 tambahan.mana ada break2.liverpool 4- bolton 0. hmm

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