Thursday, July 16, 2009

Manchester United Cancel Malaysia Tour

Manchester United have called off their friendly against a Malaysia XI which was scheduled to take place on July 18 as part of their Asia tour after seven of their players, including Wayne Rooney have been infected with the swine flu.

Their manager, Sir Alex Ferguson said in a statement: "We are sorry to disappoint our Malaysian fans for not coming, the lads are looking forward to try out the teh tarik and roti canai but it seems that they have to settle with just the picture of a roti canai in a postcard sent by one of our fan."

The virus was first caught by their star striker Wayne Rooney during his holiday with his wife Coleen in Mexico. He then single handedly spread the virus to his teammate during a shower session after training by playing buttgrind, a popular game among Man U players where they grind each others buttocks while singing in the shower. Although the identity of the other players who have contracted the virus was not made public, it is believed that Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Danny Welbeck, Federico Macheda, Park Ji Sung and Ben Foster has been infected by the virus and have been home quarantined.

The news will certainly break the hearts of Man U fans here who have been looking forward to this event since the tour was announced few months ago. Let's hear some comments from their die hard fans:

Abe: "Nateeeee babiiiii!!!"
Nazry: "Uuuu uuu UUUu (menangis)"
Arul: "Tak dapek den nak nolong eh ngabihkan boreh yo"
Tamir: "Demit baik aku simpan duit buat kahwin dengan Nazmin kesayangan"
Ise: "Babi meme nateeeee"
Luqman Salehudin: "Eiii nyampahhh i"
Jayakumaran: "Kunji!!!"
Andrew Chan: "Hamsaploooo!"

ProEvents, the tour organizer, when asked about the refund status commented: "Tiket yang sudah dibeli masih boleh digunakan untuk menghadiri mana-mana perlawanan Liga Super Malaysia, tetapi refund tidak akan diberikan..."

Haa haa korang jangan pergi woit nanti kena selsema babi baru tau. Jika hendak pergi jugak bawalah topeng agar korang tidak menyusahkan keluarga dan jiran tetangga nanti. Semoga korang berbahagia berjumpa idola masing-masing tetapi jangan seronok sangat jumpa sampai tak sembahyang asar dan maghrib ok berdosa tau.



8 comments:

Muaz said...

Aku tau ko akan pegi esok tgk MU training pastu gi tgk game on saturday.. hehe

Jumpa di sana ijai.. hehe

Anonymous said...

MU revisited - Manek Urai

Param

superumi said...

ijai jai jai...
thanks for dropping the birthday wish =)

damn, sian u ols yg semangat nak pergi.

luca d' jiwa said...

dont worry bro, i'm on your side. you'll never walk alone!

p/s: pergi ke bukit jalil gak petang ni.tapi utk shout award. not for MU!

Mohamad Faizal said...

muaz: aku datang sebagai penyokong malaysia la kau nak sokong orang kafir buat apa (tak pasal2)

param: aku pro kerajaan ah param haha

umi: parti liar pleaseeee

luca: aku paling benci rooney kalau kau jumpa dia tolong hina keluarga dia

Muaz said...

ijai..nak gi tak monday ni? rematch MU vs malaysia..
kita gi sokong malaysia - harimau malaya!!!

awesome play malaysia last night!
tahniah!

Mohamad Faizal said...

foster balik hotel menangis teresak-esak diaibkan aku tengok kat tv pun menangis menggelakkan dia. jom tengok! belikan aku tiket muaz. aku kan toyboy kau

andrew said...

MAN U ROX, its liverpool who don't appreciate the fans in Malaysia..

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