Congratulations Zed Diyana!

Buat mereka yang tidak tahu ataupun tidak dijemput sama sekali, kawan saya yang bernama Zed Diyana binti Zulkafli telah selamat diijabkabulkan dengan seorang ahli gusti yang nama pentasnya ialah Test. Tapi kalau nama betul Nizam Haris Md Ishak dan dia sebenarnya bukanlah seorang ahli gusti seperti yang digembar gemburkan. Majlis persandingan bagi pihak perempuan dilangsungkan pada hari Sabtu bersamaan dengan 29 Disember (akad nikah a day before, so i wonder if something happened in between haa haa haa). Aku sepatutnya bekerja pada hari itu, namun faktor kesihatan menghalang aku untuk pergi melayan kerenah pelanggan2 HP daripada Amerika Syarikat. Setelah berjumpa doktor dan mengambil ubat, aku gagahkan jua diri ini untuk bergembira di kenduri kendara (ade ke ayat camtu). Terharu tak Zed Diyana? Di post ini aku sertakan gambar2 perkahwinan untuk tatapan korang yang tidak dijemput ataupun teman2 rapatku yang tidak dapat hadir yang berada di luar negara seperti Adam Johari, Mohd Dazrul, Anas Mohd Mustafah, Nurhisyam Suhaimi dan Kenny G. Cis gambar aku sekeping saja. (Gambar2 ihsan RTM dan Amirah Alia).

Dari kiri: Suzana, Amirah Alia binti Abdul Jalil, Ahmad Shuhud Irfani Bin Zakaria, Mohd Jamil Fathi bin Jamaludin, Nizam Haris Md Ishak, Zed Diyana binti Zulkafli, Brad Pitt, Nurdatillah binti Hasim pun ada, Adliza Galah, Evi Vidyana, Malik Jackson (lihat tangannya begitu mesra berpaut pada bahu Am), dan Mohd Ikram bin Rahim. Klik Read More untuk gambaq2 seteruihnya.

Nikmatilah gambar2 selebihnya yang aneh kerana tiada gambar aku. Cis Alie (teman lelaki Amirah Alia) kau memang keji. Alie ialah photographer tidak berbayar yang bertanggungjawab mengambil gambar2 ini.

Sungguh gembira wajah mereka mengalahkan pengantin yang sudah letih melayan kerenah mereka yang asyik ingin bergambar. Dari kiri: Syifa, Maisarah, Bc, Zed, Yuya, Seri, dan gadis raksasa yang tidak ku kenal.

Ahh walaupun pedih hatiku asyik2 gambar Amirah Alia tapi nak buat bagaimana dah cameraman jejaka dia. Adakah korang tahu? Lagi 2 minggu Aizura binti Abdul Rashid (baju ungu) pula akan melangsungkan perkahwinan dengan jejaka badan tough dari Fitness First.

Sebenarnya banyak lagi gambaq tetapi sebab tiada wajah aku maka aku pun tak mahu dah nak letak. Gilak ah rakan2 sudah berkahwin. Giliran siapa pula selepas ini. Nahh ini ranking ramalanku siapa yang akan berkahwin selepas ini berdasarkan pengalamanku bermain bola baling sejak sekolah rendah.

1) Aizura - kompem lg 2 minggu
2) Adam Johari - bulan 8, 2008?? hukum kahwin: harus. Mampu memberi isteri nafkah zahir dan mungkin kadang2 batin.
3) Anas Mohd Mustafah - sudah bertunang. besar kemungkinan tahun depan juga.
4) Amir Rashidi - makruh berkahwin, mempunyai keinginan seksual yang tinggi tetapi belum cukup wang simpanan.
5) Mohd Dazrul - Dazu sudah ada gadis korang jangan main2 gadis sarawak tu dia sumpit baru tahu.

Tidak berminat untuk berkahwin: Zulkifli bin Ibrahim.

Sori Zed aku memang gemar membuat perangai sebegitu tak kiralah ini majlis perkahwinan anda. Ok later. Kawen jemputla aku menyanyi di majlis korang k. i lap u all.

Guitar Hero 3 : Legends of Rock

I'm good at spending my money at stuffs that my mom will probably throw it away when I'm not aware of it like my Alam Perwira/Dewata Raya/Juara Wira comics, my Micro Genius and soon ps1, my old school toys like Michelangelo figurine with the Pizza Thrower or my Mask and Captain Power videotapes. So just imagine her bebelan when I brought home the Guitar Hero box (just after one week I bought the 360 haa haa). I kinda tipu sunat when she asked about the price because I didn't wanna hear another bebelan about why I spend RM 380 on the device. For those who have never played Guitar Hero before, the quick explanation is that you have a guitar controller with five colored buttons and a strummer. Notes will appear on the screen, and you hit the matching buttons, and you rock tewww tewwwww tenewww. Ohh and if you think you can master this game just because you were able to play Knights of Cydonia with real guitar, think again. Click Read More.


RM380? That's too much. But hey, kekoolan by actually owning the wireless Gibson for Xbox 360 is priceless. The guitar is bundled with the original Guitar Hero 3 game that's why it's expensive. Anyway this game has a wide variety of rock songs for you to shred from all eras. Classic rock? we got Kiss' Rock n Roll All Nite, Santana's Black Magic Woman and Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast. If you're a punkhead, you will be happy to hear Sex Pistol's Anarchy in The U.K, Dead Kennedys and Social Distortion's Story of My Life. Modern rock hits? Sure. How about Knights of Cydonia by Muse or The Killers' When You Were Young? You want metal? Rock on with Metallica's One, Slayer's Raining Blood or Tenacious D's the Metal. Slipknot dan Disturbed juga ada. Fuhhh.

This version of guitar hero also include boss battle where you can rock off with Tom Morello from Audioslave/RATM or Slash (GnR/Velvet Revolver). Mannnn i always wussed out againts Tom because I could never beat him in time before he gave the finishing 'goreng'. We can also play co-op career mode where sorang menggoreng sorang lagi rhythm/bass. Wait, there's also a game called 'Rock Band' where you can jam with a guitar, a bass, a mic and a drum...yes a drum. How much would it cost? RM800 lebey kurang haa haa. Like i said, don't assume that you'll be strumming easily along the way if you know how to play guitar because the some of the Hard and Extreme (all of em!) difficultly will make your arm falls off during the second half of menggoreng. Some of my personal favorite track is Eric Johnson's Cliffs of Dover, Smashing Pumpkins' Cherub Rock and Hit Me With Your Best Shot by sape tah.

So come on, bring on your guitar (or your lame controller at least) and lets rock off!! Ohh here's an insane video about 9 year old kid shredding the hardest song on the game 'Through the Fire and Flames' on Extreme!

Happy Raya Day

Today is Hari Raya Aidiladha. Today I bekerja. Today I tak sembahyang raya. Todayyyy is gonna be the dayyy that they're gonna throw it back to youuu. Today I'm gonna wish you all selamat menyembelih kibas dan lembu.

So yellow brown, black or white, on this Hari Raya let's stop racial hatred and start to unite. Jika berlaku pertumpahan darah pun, biarlah darah unta ataupun kuda (bole ke korban kuda?) yang mengalir. I love you all. Btw yesterday I went to KLCC after work. Teka siapa aku jumpa? Anuar Zain haa haa jeles tak jeles bukan. Ok Later bebeh.

The March of Red Army

One point in the opening three games. And everyone thought that "You're finished". And then, 8-0 drubbing of Besiktas, pounced Porto 4-1 and finally (and easily) trounced Marseille 4-0 in Stade Velodrome. You see, when we win, we do it with style and aplomb. Never ever write us off. King of Comebacks is our middle name. A little deja vu maybe? Final group match against Olympiakos in the 2004/2005 season. Olympiakos lead 1-0. We need 3 goals to advance. And we did just that. Well, not just that actually, we went all the way to the Final and bangg diketuk 3-0 by Rossoneri at the first half. As a faithful Reds, I didn't leave my seat. I just stood there (Restoran Ayam Kampung Rimba belakang Ameerali) menahan sebak dan hiba dan hangin kerana kawan2 tak berhenti2 mengutuk dan mengadu domba. Then, the 7 minutes of madness. Do I need to explain more? No I don't. So if you're a Manchester United fan, be afraid. Be very afraid this weekend. Click read more.

This post is dedicated to all Man U fans. I, Mohamad Faizal bin Rosly, challenges Akak Abe, Abe, Adik Abe, Adam Johari, Mohd Dazrul, Nurhamizah Rahim, Hisyam Suhaimi, Nur Ikmar Idris, Tengku Amir Afendi, Zahrul Izwan, Saiful Izwan, Mohd Radzman, Hazim, Azuddin, Abu Zar Sohadis, Nazry Fitry, Zaharul Ramzan, Shihabudin, Ali Akbar, Brijesh, Awang, Ezry Yusry, Fakhri, Akmal Hisyam, Najmi Nordin, Roy Keane, and ___________ (Fill your name here). Sape yang menang boleh mengutuk pihak yang kalah selama seminggu dan harus tabah dan redha dan tak boleh balas kutukan. Bagaimana? Berani tak?

The Best Tv Show In This Whole Wide World

No, it's not Alias. Not anymore. Sorry Syd, you've been toppled by the World's Best Boss. Click Read More.



What is the BEST tv show ever? It's The Office! Yes babe, not Grey's nor Supernatural ok? Hee hee. What??!! You guys haven't seen the show? Ok maybe not the British version, but how about the U.S version? Come onnnn. So what's so great about it? The Office is a mockumentary which deals with daily life of Micheal Scott, the Regional Manager of a paper company called Dunder Mifflin and his employees. So why should you guys watch it? Because it's so effing funny. I will personally wash your underwear/leopard g-strings if you watch an episode and weren't laughing at all. You don't have to watch it from season 1 to appreciate the show. I myself started watching it from season 3 (it hard to get the first to season btw, unless you buy the dvd). So let's Meet the Fockers. Err I mean my top 3 favorite employees of Dunder Mifflin. Ohh it's just my own interpretation of the characters, btw.

1) Michael Scott, Regional Manager (played by Steve Carell from 40 Years Old Virgin)
Micheal thinks he's funny. But his jokes are always inappropriate, racist, offensive and menyakitkan hati. And he don't realize that. What makes it funny is his lack of self-awareness, which is highlighted by the awkward situation he creates for himself and other people and how he handles those embarrassing moments. He's also 'stupid' and lurus bendul. There's an episode where he drove his car into a lake because he followed the gps system in his car which made me laugh for hours. Michael always berlagak pandai and conduct seminars that range from sexual harassment, the handicapped, black people, drugs, homosexuality, prison, and women's appreciation in an attempt to educate his staff, who all seem more aware of and more mature about the subject matter than himself. But despite all of his flaws, he has a desire to make everyone happy (except for Toby). He went to great lengths to save the jobs of his employees. He threw away birthday parties to all of his employees. Man i should post an entry about Michael. Yes. I will. Someday. There's so many things that you need to know about him.

2) Dwight Schrute (Assistant to the Regional Manager)
Dwight considers himself as Michael's right hand man. He always show his blind support for Michael no matter what. He idolizes his boss and Jack Bauer (from '24'). He is a farmer and has a farm called Schrute's Farm and sometimes turn it into Bed and Breakfast. His colleagues consider him a freak and weird, except for Angela, his secret girlfriend (but they broke up recently because Dwight killed Angela's cat). Dwight lacks social skills and hated by everyone but he's the top salesman in the office. He even beat the webpage! Way to go D. He's obsessed with power, yet still naive and always fall for Jim's pranks.

3) Andy Bernard (Regional Director in Charge of Sale)
Andy is a funny and lovable character. To me, at least. He's always overconfident, talks big all the time, thinks he's good with woman and even plays Call of Duty. He has an anger management problem, but still have a sweet side. You girls (and maybe some guys like me) will fall for him easily because of his mengurat tactics. The scene where he sing a song to Angela is kinda cool. Andy is originally from Stamford branch before being transferred to Scranton. He's competitive and very good at membodek and tries to snatch Michael attention from Dwight.

And of course there's Jim, Pam, Stanley, Kevin, Creed, Angela, Phyliss, Meredith, Ryan, Kelly, Jan....

So? Ceq tau ampa sudah terkeluaq ayaq liuq mendengaq pasai the offih nih. Jangan tunggu lagi sila dunlod (www.eztv.it) atau mintak saje kat aku. We'll discuss the price later. Ohh the show is currently on hiatus due to the writer's strike. Pleasee penuhi saja tuntutan mereka jangan biarkan aku kesunyian tanpa jenaka2 bangang abang maikel...

Uniten Alumni Homecoming 2007

I didn't know about this until Miss Dela called me and told me about it. Let's follow the conversation.

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Ijai: Thank you for calling HP Total Care. This is Faizal. May I have your name please?
Miss Dela: Hai Faizalllll. Ini Miss ni. I love your performance in the Clear advertisement.
Ijai: Eh no no that wasnt me that was Rain the popular Korean singer.
Miss Dela: Ohh really? I thought that was you. Nevermind then. U pegi alumni tak?
Ijai: Alumni tu apa? Sejenis makanan ringan ke?
Miss Dela: ..........(7 seconds moment of silence)
Ijai: Haa haa tak lucu ke? When is the alumni? Who's going? What should i wear? Why should i go? How much?
Miss Dela: Tidak. 1 December. You. Batik. Because you're handsome. 50 bucks.

Tutt tutt tutt tutt (perbualan tamat kerana syiling telah abes digunakan). Klik Read More ataupun tajuk untuk kisah2 dan gamba2 menarik dari Alumni.


So that was it. 1 December, i asked Ezu to fetch me at home but she sakit perut(tipu ni). I waited in front of MPH and i could see some familiar faces walked towards me. It was Miss Dela and her husband. Arghhh suma orang pakai batik and I was the only one yang bergaya dengan baju melayu. Miss Dela said that i was handsome (tak tipu ni). Of course she said that. Why would she lie? Then we registered ourselves and paid the entry fee limaploh hengget mahai aaa.

Yay then i met Eleanor Ezura, Nadiyana, Khairunnisa, Chua Shi Yun (don't be a silent reader ah yun, lei hou leng), Hamizah, Diyana bukan Puzi, Mr. Tj Iskandar and all the mak datin/hot milfs. The program started with speeches yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla wrap it up already Leo Moggie I'm hungry. The food was bad. Not worth paying 50 bucks. Well actually it wasn't THAT bad. Sebab aku tak dapat nak tambah nasik dan lauk je tadi hee hee. So i grabbed the desserts from the other table and baham it yum yum. We were entertained by Khadija (she was from Uniten??) Lokman Hakim (sumpah aku tak kenal) and Aris Ariwatan (uniten dropouts??). Yes babe Aris Ariwatan. Miss Dela you were right we should go for Anuar Zain or maybe his sister next year. But in all, it was entertaining. Except for those afro bitches who danced like they were high from sniffing their own armpit. Finally, lucky draws! Yayyy. The first number that they picked, 0109 ahhhh mine was 0108. I felt angry looking at those people bringing back the hampers to their seats. But hey, maybe i was destined to win the Naza motorcycle or the laptop. Yeah maybe. So i just waited, acted cool and bertawakal. Then, jeng jeng jeng they annouced, 0....1......0......8 whoossshhh I jumped out from my seat screaming ohh yeahhhhh. The emcee said "He was very happy...". Of course I was you dildo. So I went in front, grabbed my prize and seperti biasala kan riak terhadap rakan2 dan lecturer2 di belakang. But it was so small. I wonder what was in it. They asked me to open it so i did. ................................................................Nokia 2630. Peace. See you guys next year.

Kalau dah hensem pasti menang apa saja.



Bergambar bersama rakan2 dan lekcerer tercinta.


Dah menang hp baru pastila gadis2 datang mendekati.


Semakin ramai gadis datang aku semakin kaget diorang mau mencurik hp baru aku.